This ad makes me want to sell my Camaro

"citizennick" (citizennick) 09/27/2016 at 22:01 • Filed to: None

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And never buy a Chevrolet again.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > citizennick 09/27/2016 at 22:02

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That’s number 7 on my list of why I won’t. And I really did want to like the new Camaro.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > citizennick 09/27/2016 at 22:04

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I really want to like some of their stuff. But then again I hate their ads.

TheJWT > citizennick 09/27/2016 at 22:07

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That’s how me and my quirky friends talk; Chevy really gets me. I’m gonna buy one of their cars.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > citizennick 09/27/2016 at 22:09

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But is it made of good honest steel instead of aluminum

LongbowMkII > citizennick 09/27/2016 at 22:09

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I know? A sedan... Push the hatch Chevy.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > citizennick 09/27/2016 at 22:13

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Chevy fire your entire ad department for fucks sake. The people who did all of Chryslers recent Super Bowl ads is available last I heard.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/27/2016 at 22:14

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This makes me not want to buy one.

That should say something.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/27/2016 at 22:16

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Good.

citizennick > LongbowMkII 09/27/2016 at 22:20

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YASSSS!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/27/2016 at 22:22

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They start making decently good cars and now they can’t advertise them worth a fuck. When they sold shit cars they could make decent ads.

While I prefer shit ads to shit cars. Just once, once they could get everything right though. Doesn’t seem to be in their wheelhouse though.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/27/2016 at 22:25

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To be fair, they also still can’t get the safety quality control down either. They finally make a decent interior, but with non-functioning, non-Takata airbags.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/27/2016 at 22:28

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On the bright side, they’re a better about not hiding issues for 10 years and killing people now. They’re kind of really annoyingly proactive with recalls and TSBs from a technician’s standpoint now.

interstate366, now In The Industry > citizennick 09/27/2016 at 22:29

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/27/2016 at 22:31

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IIRC, someone did die, but yeah, it least they didn’t initially cover it up for 10 years. Still, wouldn’t buy one.

Probenja > citizennick 09/27/2016 at 22:33

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Chevy, if this is your first-ever Cruze hatchback, then what is this?

Their marketing people really have no clue what they are doing.

RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/27/2016 at 22:35

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Can’t melt it with jet fuel, don’t you know.

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/27/2016 at 22:37

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Made of rust more like it...

Bring back plastic cars!

facw > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/27/2016 at 22:41

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I mean if they didn’t clean house after the suicidal robot Super Bowl commercial, do you expect them to do it now?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > facw 09/27/2016 at 22:43

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Still better than the emoji and focus group trash they’re putting out now.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Probenja 09/27/2016 at 22:46

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Silly, you think the average American consumer cares about foreign market cars? It’s the first one in America, that’s all that matters.

Amoore100 > Probenja 09/27/2016 at 22:51

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That would be the first-ever Cruze hunchback.

TheHondaBro > citizennick 09/28/2016 at 00:29

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At least it’s in English.

TheHondaBro > citizennick 09/28/2016 at 00:33

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It’s like someone described young people to the Chevrolet ad agency over the phone.

bhtooefr > citizennick 09/28/2016 at 05:19

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Frenchlicker > TheJWT 09/28/2016 at 10:19

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Nothing say “Young, Fresh, and Millenial” like taking terrible cars and slapping words found on Urban Dictionary and random emojis on their pictures.